Send me a ♥ if u want to be my valentine.

February 13th — via and with 30,327 notes ♥

”I’m not much of a team player.
Some of them take it up a notch with plastic flowers.
They look like crap but they last for months — not
entirely sure who wins in that regard but — you’re not
wrong.”
Probably the nicest thing she’s said all week.
— It feels weird.

❝ The plastic flowers are completely ridiculous. I don’t even get why they’re a symbol of romance.

Like, wow. Congratulations, I really see how this plastic, shitty imitation of a flower mirrors your love for me.

Boys suck. I think I’ll just get a few dozen cats. ❞

February 13th — via and with 18 notes ♥

#{ short; }

❝ Valentine’s Day is total bullshit.

It’s basically just an excuse for guys to pretend chivalry still exists by buying their girlfriends cheap chocolates and flowers that die in a week.

At least from what I’ve observed. ❞

February 13th — and with 1 note ♥

#{ open; } #{ i made this into an open because jusT } #{ short; }

an error in my genesis

Regina Mills. i’m a mother and a queen. tread lightly. {tag: imdiscouraged} nsfw & multiverse e BLOG…

February 13th — and with 0 notes ♥

#{ follow my baby } #{ super sneaky promo; }

"Do you want to build a snowman?" —xanserem

ikarosopallios-blog:

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING - Disney Edition
”Wait, it’s snowing?”

❝ Yeah. ❞

February 13th — via and with 2 notes ♥

#{ you're welcome! } #{ it's like 80 degrees where i live cx } #{ short; }

iamqueenregina:

“Not that it’s any of your concern —
but I don’t like Valentine’s Day.”
And no. No she doesn’t.

❝ Join the club.

It’s basically just an excuse for guys to pretend chivalry exists by buying their girlfriends cheap chocolates and flowers that die in a week.

At least from what I’ve observed. ❞

February 13th — via and with 18 notes ♥

#{ short; } #{ *whispers* i love you }

February 13th — via and source with 2,025 notes ♥

iamqueenregina:

”Ugh.”
Valentine’s Day. Perfect —
Is she allowed to just, return to
the manor today or will she be
subjected to all the sparkles?
Maybe she could take a heart?
— Or, not.

❝ What?

Do you not have a Valentine or something? ❞

February 13th — via and with 18 notes ♥

#{ short; } #{ i hope this is okay! }

❝ Valentines Day.

Woo-hoo. ❞

February 13th — and with 0 notes ♥

#{ open; } #ouat rp

cumberlocked:

yaygatiss:
my-life-in-a-big-blue-box:
Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language.
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke.
What did you have to eat today?
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
pLEASE????
PLEASE LEAVE ME A NUMBER
pretty please?

February 13th — via and source with 179,806 notes ♥

#{ meme; }