“Uhm.—
Thank you?”

❝ You’re welcome.

Half of me wishes I had a nice body like that,

but the other half is all, ‘Oh, I can eat that entire cake, watch.’ ❞

February 26th — via and source with 2 notes ♥

#{ i am cRYING } #{ my mom walked into my room and was like 'are you okay?' i guess i was laughing too loud }

my friend babysits this creepy kid who likes to take apart cats. i have seen horror movies i know how this ends; he becomes like, the jigsaw killer or something.

February 26th — and with 0 notes ♥

#{ mun; } #{ tbd; }

❝ You have a nice butt. ❞

February 26th — and with 2 notes ♥

#{ open; } #ouat rp #{ i probably should not post so many opens on 2 hours of sleep } #{ hahaha i don't fucking know }

banish-the-tick-tick-tock-tock:

_{{outofpixiedust}: 2 away from next hundred i am going to puke omfg}

go follow this perfection

February 26th — via and with 3 notes ♥

#{ super sneaky promo; }

i really want a dark!verse, where when ava finds out that her “sister” is the chambermaid whose life she spared, she basically flips out and kills her.

February 26th — and with 0 notes ♥

#{ Mun; } #{ i really need to shut up }

❝ The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❞