epimethean:

+xanserem

“You need a ride?”

         ❝ It’d certainly help, yeah.

                   But first you gotta promise me you’re not a serial killer or something. ❞

cygnical:

             _{”Yeah, I’m thinking it’s time for you to move out from under your rock.} 

                         _{This town isn’t so quiet.”}

         ❝ I like my rock. ❞

cygnical:

 

              _{“Gonna have to go with the latter.} 

                       _{—I’m the sheriff.”}

         ❝ Sheriff?

               I didn’t even know we had one of those.

            We have like, the crime rate of Mayberry. ❞

cygnical:

 

              _{“—Emma. Nice to meet you.”}

         ❝ Nice to meet you too, Emma.

                     Are you new here, or am I just a total hermit? ❞

cygnical:

 

         _{”—Right. So who are you?”}

         ❝ Name’s Ava. And you? ❞

captainxcodfish:

 

“Then what’s the point?”

         ❝ Same point as Roses or Chocolates,

                so people can be assholes to their boyfriend or girlfriend for the rest of the year. ❞

cygnical:

 

            _{“—Oh yeah. Life of the party.”}

         ❝ Yeah, I bet. ❞

captainxcodfish:

 

“They taste like chalk.”

         ❝ Why do you think they’re so cheap? ❞